Once Upon A Time...

Personally, my theory is this:

A giant pack of giant koala bears were taking a giant stroll down church street yesterday. A little bear looked up to his mama from his pouch and said, "Mama, I'm hungry."
Of course they couldn't have that, and the panda's didn't have any money with them, so they decided to break into Katie's house. Katie was home alone, and didn't hear them break in the back door.
First they checked the fridge, but it was full of margarine and cheese! That's not exactly appetizing to koala's, and so proven by the little bears, "Yuck!"
Katie had come downstairs to grab a snack of margarine, but the Koala bears spotted her first. To a giant koala, Katie looks exactly like a bamboo shoot, you know? The green tint that she has?
"Mama! Food!" The little bear yelled, and so Katie became the koala bear's snack.
Of course later the koala's realized the terrible mistake they had made, and left a note to Katie's parents on a sticky note. It said 'Sorry' and beside it was a check for $8oo.
The koala's left full, and Katie's family bought a hot tub. Everyone was happy. Well, except for Katie. She was kind of all chewed up.

The End

-Emma