Monday, March 3, 2008

Greetings from China!

hi guys! its Katie and I'm in china....here's the story:
Katie was walking home from school one day with George and Olivia when suddenly George turned into a pickle and kidnapped me while Olivia just stood there laughing. Evil Giant Mutant Pickles took me to China where i was morphed into a mutant giraffe kid. so now I'm 99% giraffe and 1% human. I'm in the Beijing national zoo eating chicken balls to make me turn different colours and make my legs feel like jello...
anyhow back to trying to escape from my giraffe prison..oh ya I'm now officially turned green with purple blotch's. I kinda look like barney.
bye for now
Katie the mutant giraffe kid

Hi Shauna!

So did everyone welcome our newest blogger? HI SHAUNA! I hope so. And Shauna, our next FAA meeting is scheduled for next Tuesday, don't be late.

Everyone watch this video on Youtube. It's insane.

I've been writing for like, three hours. I'm going to have to take a break for a shower soon, but I'm not looking forward to it.

Hey, Katie, are you really dead? Seriously? I mean, it's been almost three days.

That's all for now.

-Emma

Hi!

Well..Uhm...Hi?
I'm hyper...off of Fang from the Max Ride Books...*drools* That ever happen to you? No?...Maybe it should!

Uhm...well...hm...forgot to introduce myself, didn't i? Oops..Well Hi..I'm Shauna...and I have a problem..this isn't an FAA meeting is it? (Fang Addicts Anonymous) Meh, we're all hopelessly addicted :)...What?! NO SMILEIES?! AHHH!
I better get back to my homework...anyone else drowning in it?..No? Damn...
XO <3>
Shauna

Monday. Today. Tired. Resting.

Okay, so Sophie just joined the blog and hopefully that means that she will blog soon, we're still waiting on Alicia, and I'm sending an invite out to Shauna in a minute. That was your two second blog update with Emma Givens.
I'm freeeeeeeeeeee! No more science project! All I have to do is wear a pajama top tomorrow and bring my teddy (it's on dreams people) and I'm good. Phew.

That's all for now, I'm waiting for something exciting to happen. Maybe one of those Koala's (or Zombies) will break into my house next. That'll be pretty exciting.

-Emma

My Story

Personally, my story for how Katie died, goes a little more like this...

Once upon a time, three zombies were walking down the street, pondering on where they should go to get something to eat. So, they decided instead of agruing more on weather to go to Wendys or Subway, they should just go and pop into someones house, and steal someone for free, so that they could save money. When they finally picked out a house (Katies house) they decided to go around back, Katie was having a sun tan (yes, in the middle of winter) So, they snatched Katie up, took her to there mansion... (yes there very rich zombies) and ate her all up. Later on, they sent her parents a check for $5000 and snt a little note that read

Thank you very much for letting us eat your daughter, she was tasty and filled us right up!

Sincerly the Zombie Bunch

So that is the real story went, on how Katie died



The End

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Once Upon A Time...

Personally, my theory is this:

A giant pack of giant koala bears were taking a giant stroll down church street yesterday. A little bear looked up to his mama from his pouch and said, "Mama, I'm hungry."
Of course they couldn't have that, and the panda's didn't have any money with them, so they decided to break into Katie's house. Katie was home alone, and didn't hear them break in the back door.
First they checked the fridge, but it was full of margarine and cheese! That's not exactly appetizing to koala's, and so proven by the little bears, "Yuck!"
Katie had come downstairs to grab a snack of margarine, but the Koala bears spotted her first. To a giant koala, Katie looks exactly like a bamboo shoot, you know? The green tint that she has?
"Mama! Food!" The little bear yelled, and so Katie became the koala bear's snack.
Of course later the koala's realized the terrible mistake they had made, and left a note to Katie's parents on a sticky note. It said 'Sorry' and beside it was a check for $8oo.
The koala's left full, and Katie's family bought a hot tub. Everyone was happy. Well, except for Katie. She was kind of all chewed up.

The End

-Emma

We killed Katie

Heii,
So why hasn't Katie blogged for a while? Personally I think it's like a huge government conspiracy, in which Katie was actually a cool secret agent, and she like had to go stop a bomb, and then was recalled to America. It's probably just that sh'es got a life, and doesn't have time to.
Bored and listening to my ipod. Barenaked Ladies right now. Oh now it's Echobelly.
I'm now laughing at all of you working on your science projects. HAHAHAHA, mines finished, or at least my part is becuase Sophie has to finish the bored.
~~~~Pigeon
P.S. Listen to the George Strombo show on 102.1 the edge. He rocks.